that's pretty weedy there m8

*shows up 3 hours late with coffee from Casey’s*

cyborgbitchboy:

His Majesty taught me something interesting and amazing about this number! Now I always notice it.

cyborgbitchboy:

His Majesty taught me something interesting and amazing about this number! Now I always notice it.

Happy whatever you celebrate I guess

naughtygyiyg:

themotherfuckingpigking:

hemorrloid:

Then let’s see what His Majesty has to say about it. You are under arrest for disobeying a direct order of the Commander of the Pigmask Army!
I’m not afraid of your little time out corner…

WHAT IN THE GODDAMN TITTYSLAPPING FUCK IS GOING ON?!

idk man. I don’t know.

Claus tried to put me in time out but I said no so now he’s getting the King of No Homo himself over here

Then let’s see what His Majesty has to say about it. You are under arrest for disobeying a direct order of the Commander of the Pigmask Army!
I’m not afraid of your little time out corner…
You are a civilian under His Majesty’s rule! You will do as commanded by your superior officers!
How about no :)
It is not ‘neato.’ Your disrespect and disobedience has severe consequences, you stupid civvy.
Yeah but I’m not a total fucking tool so I’ll do whatever I please
Those in violation of martial law, including but not limited to the civilians of the territories, will face corporal punishment, the least of which is to include thirty consecutive lashes. Repeat violators are subject to imprisonment and firing squad
This is not a choice you have. You will do as ordered!
Make me!